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2026-08-29

1、a great man。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great。man if he were still alive today?。Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years。 2、一名伟人。老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。 3、Policeman: Why...

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2026-08-16

1、mother: i left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, johnny, and now there is only one piece left. can you explain that?johnny: well, i suppose it was so dark that i didn’t notice the other. 妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?约翰尼:嗯...

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